So...since the recent flurry of attention over my lament at the completely unfunny Republican Clown Car of Darkness, celebration of Team Obama's aikido mastery, identification of the Romney campaign's death spiral, and frank character assessment of the presumed Republican nominee, folks have noticed that I have an opinion or two on matters political.
Yep, it's a fact.
Many of them have been asking me, "say, there, Green Dragon bartender, sir, how would you propose to render into small and inoperable pieces the Republican national campaign of 2012?"
Honestly, yes, they do, just like that. Then they want more pretzels.
So here, let me refill that tankard for you, and follow me beyond the Terrorist Fist Squiggle into the terrifying cave of the Dracowyrm to check out Eight Strategies for Kicking Republican Butt in 2012.
